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Disney movies are f***in' bitchin'. - Blink 182 Quotes

Disney movies are f***in' bitchin'.

If I wanted to see 13 year old boobs, I'd hang out by the juniour high like my dad does... - Blink 182 Quotes

If I wanted to see 13 year old boobs, I'd hang out by the juniour high like my dad does...

I don't need to advertise my punkness. A real punk doesn't need to show off...Its like a Karate man... the Karate man bleed on the inside. A real punk is punk on the inside. - Blink 182 Quotes

I don't need to advertise my punkness. A real punk doesn't need to show off...Its like a Karate man... the Karate man bleed on the inside. A real punk is punk on the inside.

I think there's nothing more awkward or stupid looking than a naked guy. - Blink 182 Quotes

I think there's nothing more awkward or stupid looking than a naked guy.

I'm not gay, but the man in my bed last night was. - Blink 182 Quotes

I'm not gay, but the man in my bed last night was.

Bed

I have no idea why people like our band. Maybe bad taste is in. - Blink 182 Quotes

I have no idea why people like our band. Maybe bad taste is in.

I'm not afraid of bees....AH! BEE!!! - Blink 182 Quotes

I'm not afraid of bees....AH! BEE!!!

We were bored and we couldn't get chicks. So we decided if we'd be in a band, that would take care of two problems at once. - Blink 182 Quotes

We were bored and we couldn't get chicks. So we decided if we'd be in a band, that would take care of two problems at once.

Were not stars.... were all just dorks in a band. - Blink 182 Quotes

Were not stars.... were all just dorks in a band.

I was always a loner. - Blink 182 Quotes

I was always a loner.

Hey, what if testicals were things you could lose on an everyday basis? That would suck... you only got three. - Blink 182 Quotes

Hey, what if testicals were things you could lose on an everyday basis? That would suck... you only got three.

I spy on my dad when he's taking a shower just like everybody else. - Blink 182 Quotes

I spy on my dad when he's taking a shower just like everybody else.

Dad

To sum up Tom in one word would be: feminine. - Blink 182 Quotes

To sum up Tom in one word would be: feminine.

We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth. - Blink 182 Quotes

We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth.

Earth

We're just really lucky. We're not better than anybody else. - Blink 182 Quotes

We're just really lucky. We're not better than anybody else.

Everyone call Tom a F*ck Head! - Blink 182 Quotes

Everyone call Tom a F*ck Head!

I'll be the first to admit I'm not an accomplished bass player. - Blink 182 Quotes

I'll be the first to admit I'm not an accomplished bass player.

I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk. - Blink 182 Quotes

I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk.

I know I've got a disgusting body, but I think it's funny, so I'm gonna make people laugh at it. - Blink 182 Quotes

I know I've got a disgusting body, but I think it's funny, so I'm gonna make people laugh at it.

And we don't stay up all night driving, now we stay up all night drinking. - Blink 182 Quotes

And we don't stay up all night driving, now we stay up all night drinking.

Yeah, don't eat dog semen. I hear it's the #1 cause of bad breath. - Blink 182 Quotes

Yeah, don't eat dog semen. I hear it's the #1 cause of bad breath.

Now that we are married we get laid alot more. - Blink 182 Quotes

Now that we are married we get laid alot more.

When you go from selling no records to selling lots of them, you have to wonder - did your mom buy them all? Are they just sitting in your garage? - Blink 182 Quotes

When you go from selling no records to selling lots of them, you have to wonder - did your mom buy them all? Are they just sitting in your garage?

I came up with a little formula. If you write songs about girls, you get more girls at a show. We write A LOT of songs about girls. - Blink 182 Quotes

I came up with a little formula. If you write songs about girls, you get more girls at a show. We write A LOT of songs about girls.

I'm a ninja of the masturbatory arts. - Blink 182 Quotes

I'm a ninja of the masturbatory arts.

You can't turn chicken shit into chicken salad but you can put chicken shit into someone's chicken salad. - Blink 182 Quotes

You can't turn chicken shit into chicken salad but you can put chicken shit into someone's chicken salad.

I dont have a girlfriend, I have a dog. - Blink 182 Quotes

I dont have a girlfriend, I have a dog.

Take care of your colon and your colon will take care of you. - Blink 182 Quotes

Take care of your colon and your colon will take care of you.

I think it's so incredible that there are all these boy bands out there, like the Backstreet Boys and N'sync. They're all so bad! It hurts me, I've cried! - Blink 182 Quotes

I think it's so incredible that there are all these boy bands out there, like the Backstreet Boys and N'sync. They're all so bad! It hurts me, I've cried!

Boys

You know what it is? Alot of these people are just now jumping on the 'we hate Tom' band waggon. I've been hating Tom since like 1995, I'm oldschool hatin' Tom! - Blink 182 Quotes

You know what it is? Alot of these people are just now jumping on the 'we hate Tom' band waggon. I've been hating Tom since like 1995, I'm oldschool hatin' Tom!

People always throw things at us. - Blink 182 Quotes

People always throw things at us.

I once tried to start a nudist colony in our bus, and it pretty much ended up as just me hanging around naked. - Blink 182 Quotes

I once tried to start a nudist colony in our bus, and it pretty much ended up as just me hanging around naked.

I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off. - Blink 182 Quotes

I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off.

Please stop undressing me with your eyes while I sit here. - Blink 182 Quotes

Please stop undressing me with your eyes while I sit here.

Eyes

People come to our shows with their kids and 5 minutes into our show u can see them grabbing their kids and walking out. It's funny. - Blink 182 Quotes

People come to our shows with their kids and 5 minutes into our show u can see them grabbing their kids and walking out. It's funny.

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